66 リアクション 5月 7, 2012 Franz Joseph:RUDOLF! You little shit, you've been writing bad things about me. Rudolf:Lies. All lies. Franz Joseph:No, it's not. Rudolf:THAT MEANS YOU'RE SPYING ON ME I'M YOUR FUCKING SON JRHTJKRHEYSJKHRUEY YOU ASSHOLE FUCK YOU. Franz Joseph:Wait, how am I the asshole for finding out you've been talking smack about me? Isn't that backwards? Rudolf:...I like mommy better than you. Franz Joseph:How does that work? I'm stuck over here still sort of trying to be a father to your ungrateful ass, while "mommy" is off doing god knows what. Rudolf:Because you gave her an STD. Franz Joseph:HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT Rudolf:There's this guy who comes into my room sometimes and talks to me and like, strokes my hair and stuff; he told me. Franz Joseph: Rudolf:What, it's not creepy or anything. Franz Joseph: Rudolf:Well anyway, you'd better treat me better, because the country is like, filled with hate, and if I were to, say, kill myself that would fuck up the ascension and stuff, and if the person who did become heir were, say, murdered that might like, start a world war or something. Franz Joseph:What. Rudolf:What. 登録カテゴリ： made of win XD haha
